#2724
STG: THINK, DAMMIT, THINK!!!
Date: 03/17/2003
From: ServoTheGreat
(NOTEUROPE's favorite Anti-hero, STG, is still tied to the table, about to be dissected by the alien scientists. His mind races frantically, as the aliens prepare their sharp surgery implaments.)
STG: (Thinking) Oh, crap! Come on, think! What do I do? What would... um... Tork do? Nah... Mickey? Nah... Lita? Nah... Evil Mike? Nah... I know! What would Torkyman do! He's the greatest superhero to ever appear outside of rp continuity! Okay, what'd he do... First he'd bust out! Yeah, yeah, then he'd beat up the aliens! Yeah, then he land the ship! Yeah, yeah! Then he'd put the aliens in jail! Yeah! Then he'd go get some dinner! YEAH! Here I go! (Then realizes while he's been thinking all this time, that aliens have starts dissecting him. One's holding his liver) AAAAAA!! Ow! Ow! Put that back!
Alien #2: Sure, we're done anyway. (Puts the organ back in and pulls out a ray gun. He shoots it at the hole in STG's stomach. It emits a light blue light that heals the cut instantly.) I didn't see anything in there all to special.
Alien #1: Nope, they're a pretty frail species. They won't be hard to conquer... WHEN WE INVADE THE PLANET!
STG: Invade?
Alien #3: Yes, invade. We plan to invade your planet, and take all the citizens to our homeworld! Where they'll be used to work in the RELISH MINES!
STG: Relish Mines?
Alien #2: Yes, we aliens love relish. But on our homeworld, relish can only be obtained in the core of the planet, and it requires a lot or work to get it.
Alien #1: That's why we're going to make you all slaves! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
STG: Oh, okay then... Well, can I go home?
Alien #3: I suppose... You did do all the tests... But when we invade, you're going right into the mines!
STG: Whatever, just let me go!
Alien #1: Okay. (Hits a button, and the table top opens like a trap door, dropping STG right out of the bottom of the ship)
Alien #2: Wait, why'd we let him go again? Won't he just warn everyone?
Alien #3: Uh oh, I think you're right...
Alien #1: Oh, calm down. No one'll believe him. They're all going into the mines, anyway.
(Meanwhile STG plummets to the planet below)
STG: I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna d-- (STG lands in the back of a truck full of Jell-O. huh?)
*SQUISH*
Trucker: (Inside the cab of the truck) The hell was that? This better not make my Jell-O delivery late... (Pulls over, and gets out)
(The trucker checks the back of the truck, and STG pops out of the Jell-O)
STG: (Slides out the truck, and starts running and yelling like a mad man) RUN! ALIENS! RELISH MINES! VARIOUS PROBES!!! RUN! EVERYONE RUN!!! (Sees a sign that says, "Welcome to NOTEUROPE". Begins running to the town) RUN!!! EVERYONE RUN!!!
ServoTheGreat
Annnnnnnnnnd... GREEN LIGHT!!1!
#2725
I just wrote that reply a half hour ago
Date: 03/17/2003
From: ServoTheGreat
But I had to come back and say I think that that was the worst reply I've *ever* written. It was so unfunny and stupid, I almost wish I didn't write it. The only reason I'm leaving it is cause I wanted to get off that damn ship...
Relish mines... What the hell was I thinking...
ServoTheShamed
#2726
And in the interest of adding replies to
Date: 03/17/2003
From: ServoTheGreat
the Response Record Post, I'm making my own Mini-Wacky Race. (And of course I'm giving credit to Wurwolf, Schmoe, Rimmi, and whoever else made it)
Who ever responds before 6:20 PM eastern time wins!
#2727
And... GO! The race is off!
Date: 03/17/2003
From: ServoTheGreat
STG comes out of thegate riding a Rabid Llama! He speeds ahead of the non-existant competitors!
#2728
No, ON! The Race is *ON*!
Date: 03/17/2003
From: ServoTheGreat
STG's Rabid Llama pushes toward the finish!
#2729
Whew! It's 6:20! I win!
Date: 03/17/2003
From: ServoTheGreat
STG holds the Mini-Wacky Race Cup over his head!
Then wurwolf approaches him, and says she's suing him for copyright infringment.
D'oh! But I won!
ServoTheGreat
Holder of the Coveted Mini-Wackey Race Cup
#2730
The judges take back Servo's Cup back...
Date: 03/17/2003
From: ServoTheGreat
Oh come on! You people tricked me! Why'd you yell the race is off? I wasn't paying attention! I just assumed you were saying the race was on, not off! Who says the race is off at the beginning, and just change it around in a couple of seconds! It confused me and the llama, and we just ran! You tricked me into running out before the race started! It's not my fault! Not my fault! Damn you announcer, DAMN YOU!
ServoTheSpammer
Well, at least it's bringing up the reply total!
/a dodges items thrown at him by frustrated BBoarders
/a has lost his mind
Next up: This rp is rated PG-13...err, was
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